Ah, dogs. The loyal, fluffy companions who never fail to bring joy into our lives. But there’s one thing that makes these otherwise well-behaved creatures go absolutely... nuts.... Yes, we’re talking about the age-old rivalry between dogs and squirrels. It’s a match made in some kind of wild, furry heaven. But is it true love? Or is it just pure, unadulterated chaos?

Damn it, we’re out of bread. A cursory sweep of the fridge confirms my suspicions... the fridge has been cleared out by a swarm of locusts the size and shape of two small humans. There’s no way around it, I’m going to have to pop to the shops...